Feb
10
2009
round robin #2: Mister Kung Fu Man
I come up with these on the spot, so sorry for bad writing
Xiao Xin (no it does not mean anything) stood before his Master, waiting.
The once-violent now gentle breeze ruffled their hairs once, and then died. Xiao Xin tensed, sure the abating wind was the only warning he would get before his Master came at him.
Xiao Xin waited.
Master Hu continued to stare.
Xiao Xin fell over because he was too tense.
A sudden wind bent the grass, the sound of footfalls as gentle as the rustle of leaves. Master Hu stood over Xiao Xin, frowning.
round robin | Jac the Tripper | 10 February 2009 |
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By Sarah, February 13, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
lol we just left that last one hanging, he didn’t even get anywhere. :D
“It is not just about physical strength. You can also weaken your opponent with the fire that burns inside your soul.” (what is this mumbo jumbo?)
Xiao Xin remained on the floor, still as a rock. Suddenly, without warning, he lashed out at Master Hu’s crotch, who swiftly blocked the blow.
By Jac the Idiot, February 13, 2009 @ 7:07 pm
“FOOL!” bellowed Master Hu. “Have you no respect as a man? YOU DO NOT AIM AT THE CROTCH!” Master Hu smacked Xiao Xin over the head.
“OWWWWW” Xiao Xin rubbed his head and pouted at his Master, dancing quickly out of the way when Master Hu reached to smack him again. “What if MY crotch is being aimed at, huh? Wasn’t the point of all that training to hurt before I can be hurt?”
Master Hu sighed. “So. After all of those months, you have learned nothing. You haven’t even realized yet,” Master Hu paused for dramatic effect, “that I AM A WOMAN.” Master Hu dropped her shirt.
By sarah, February 19, 2009 @ 9:51 pm
Xiao Xin stared hard at Master Hu. “What?”
“A woman. I am a woman,” Master Hu repeated. “If you are naturally this slow, how will you ever master what I’ve been teaching you?”
Xiao Xin was still perplexed. “But how can you be a woman? You look like a man, and you sound like a man!”
“The explanation is simple,” said Master Hu, with a glint in her eye.
By Jac the Idiot, February 21, 2009 @ 6:47 pm
Master Hu languidly put her shirt back on, and then took a long moment to survey her student.
Xiao Xin didn’t want to seem too nosy, but he found himself bouncing on the balls of his feet, just the same. He forced his feet to stop, but couldn’t stop his mind from racing. If that was possible, think of the possibilities! He could carry out ingenious espioage plans!
He could peek into girls’ locker rooms!He could evade capture by ‘revealing’ his gender!The idiot. Master Hu sighed. The boy didn’t even have the imagination to surmise what the technique could truly be used for. She wanted to smack Li Yun in the face.
It had been Li Yun who had insisted that she take Xiao Xin as a student. And to this day, she couldn’t fathom why. Li Yun had died before he could tell her. What a nuisance.
She turned. “Follow me.” Revealing the information had been quite fun, but this was srs biznes—er, serious business.